OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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