Tell her she can't have a vagina
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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