is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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