My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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