Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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