I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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