I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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