Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
there is glitter all over my balls
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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