Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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