Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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