school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Randomize
