i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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