dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize