You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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