so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Your penis caused this!
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