just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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