it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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