I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
