This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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