i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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