just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the day after is always just damage control
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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