Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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