Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
