Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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