careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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