think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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