i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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