it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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