Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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