HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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