He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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