Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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