But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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