fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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