...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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