The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So squirting runs in the family.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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