Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
