We're like a lot better than the average bears
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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