on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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