She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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