she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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