Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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