If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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