I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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