i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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