Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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its like you know when i get waxed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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