scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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