i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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