when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
