At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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