the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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