Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i dont even know how to be here
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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