I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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